Here it is at last: my 2nd nude photoshoot, which I will call “Nudescapes” for lack of a better term. I won’t bother you with the details of exactly where I did the shoot or how I got the model for this, because it’s a long and sordid story.
Name of model: Lynn
Location: Iloilo City, Philippines
Camera: Samsung S760
Frankly speaking, I am not thoroughly satisfied with how the shoot turned out. Too many lighting problems, and the model was an absolute beginner. I had to break away from my camera several times to adjust the model’s pose, which didn’t make my job any easier.
read more…
Watch these videos and tell me if this stupid, corrupt sonuvabitch doesn’t deserve a slow, painful death. I will gladly accept a lifetime in prison if only I get the chance to cut off his balls and feed them to his equally-corrupt mother.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q0JKzpjh_o[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B6I8h24sC8[/youtube]
read more…
The tension seems to be growing every day as millions of Filipinos await with baited breath the official announcement of Noynoy Aquino which seeks to answer the question: Will he run or not run for president in the forthcoming 2010 elections? Will he or won’t he?
To the intelligent Filipino reading this, I have also another question: If Noynoy Aquino does decide to run for president, will you be willing to vote for him?
Would you be willing to cast your vote for a man who is clearly undecided and reluctant to take the reins of leadership for this miserable country?
Would you be willing to place your bets on a man who was pushed into the presidential race just because his mother died several weeks ago?
read more…
Naevius USB Antivirus
From their site:
Recently there are many case reported that “autorun” virus spread through so many computer due to using flash memory or pendrive, so we need a preventive action to stop this virus spread to our computer!
USB drives are so popular and generally get used to move data between multiple systems frequently. Even though USB drives are very useful, they are potential breeding ground for viruses. When you stick your flash drive the host computer will look for commands in “autorun.inf” to be executed automatically.
read more…
Noynoy Aquino is a fucking liar.
There, I said it. It had to be said, anyway. He has now confirmed his plans to run for presidency come the 2010 elections. Under the Liberal Party banner, no less. Mar Roxas is now taking a backseat and letting Noynoy Aquino run the show.
Which means that Mar Roxas has to put on hold his dreams of becoming the next president of this cursed land, and Korina Sanchez her aspirations of becoming the First Lady. Boo-fuckin’ hoo. Like I could care less.
read more…
Here is a beautiful image featuring a godawful bastard named “Badong”. Created by Da Master, “Master Pipo” himself, this image cleverly portrays the reality that even in the most horrific faces, there lies something wondrous to behold.
Hmmmm.. errr, no. On second thought, I take back what I said. This face destroys even the most beautiful of paintings that God only knows why Da Master even bothered to use this monstrous depiction of a human being.
The only value of this fucking face is that it further uglifies everything that it touches, and for that we must all be thankful that at least, even in this lifetime, we still all have faces we can be proud of.
As for Master Pipo, thank you very much. You made me almost choke on my bland coffee at 4:00 in the morning when I finally clicked on your link and saw this image.
Others call it by “La Puerta El Paraiso“, but the correct name is actually La Puerta Al Paraizo. Monickers aside, this faraway resort is indeed a blessed gem that promises a delightful taste of heaven on earth (provided you can afford it).
Powdery white sands and crystal clear waters
Its name roughly translates to “The Door to Paradise“, and although this may seem like an exaggerated piece of marketing to some, my visit proved that La Puerta Al Paraizo shows huge potential in living up to the promise of its name.
read more…
This is a cheesy but funny dance video I created at the Heineken website. The site is promoting its new (?) product called the Heineken Draught Keg, by way of a futuristic techno-inspired theme, complete with robots and techno music, of course.
Jimmy the Eversun Robot
